Wii Sports Game or Sports In Real Life

     Would you rather play a Wii sports game or an IRL (In real life) sport?  Here are some decisions to help you decide.

Wii Sports Game To Sports IRL

     Playing a Wii game is fun,  but you don't get the full experience as playing a sport IRL.  When you play a Wii game you usually play indoors, whereas when you play a sport IRL you are a lot more active and get a lot more exercise.  Both of these activities get you spry, but playing a sport for real is definitely more fun in my opinion.  Either way you are playing a sport.  If you play on a Wii it helps you apprehend a sport, but playing it IRL helps you understand a lot more.

     I hope this helped you understand that playing a Wii may be fun, but playing a sport for real is a lot better for you and helps you learn more than playing a Wii.  I would definitely exhort you to play a real sport.

If You Give A Cat A...

     If you give a cat food on a silver platter, he will wolf down the food and lick the platter clean.
     If he wolfs down the food and licks the platter, he will puke pretty rainbow aliens.
     If he pukes pretty rainbow aliens, the aliens will take over his brain.
     If the aliens take over his brain, the cat will go berserk.
     If the cat goes berserk, he'll take over the house.
     If he takes over the house, he'll gain confidence.
     If he gains confidence, He will take over the town and become mayor!
     If he takes over the town and becomes mayor, he'll think he's a big-shot.
     If he thinks he's a big-shot, he'll take over the state!
     If the cat takes over the state, he'll become drowsy.
     If the cat gets drowsy, he'll become famished.
     If he becomes famished, he'll wolf down his food and lick the platter clean.

                                         

My Morning

     I'm going to tell about my monotonous morning.  I get up (after letting my alarm go off for 10 minutes).  I trudge upstairs and lay back down on my couch.  Usually I'll turn on my TV and watch Fish Hooks.  Sometimes I feel like mixing it up though, so I watch Phineas and Ferb.  This is so exciting, right? I then eat cereal (usually Captain Crunch or Cinnamon Toast Crunch).  Next I go back to my couch and watch more TV.  Then I get up, get dressed, brush my teeth, and watch more TV.  My sister comes upstairs and eats her food (for like 10 minutes).  Finally I go to the door, put on my shoes, and withdraw from my house.  That is my usually boring morning.

Football!

     Football is a magnificent sport to play.  I love to participate in football because it makes you fit and stronger.  I love to be on the field and help the team out for a win.  You may not think this, but football makes you use your brain!  When you are running a play everyone has to try and get to their place and do their job.  It is exhilarating to score or to have a teammate score.  Playing football gives you something to do so you're not bored and stuck in your house.  It gets you active and hyped when you win.  I really encourage you to play football!

     

LeBron James Biography

     This biography is going to inform you about the life of LeBron James on and off the court.

LeBron James's Basketball Career

     LeBron James has been playing basketball since he was 10 years old.  His natural basketball skill was unearthed in high school when he lead the St. Vincent-St. Mary High School to a Division III win two years in a row averaging 22 points a game.  He was drafted on to the Cleveland Cavaliers in 2003-2004 draft pick.  He became the first player on the Cavaliers and the youngest NBA player in history to receive the Rookie of the Year Award.  LeBron was drafted onto the Miami Heat in 2010.  He also played on the 2004, 2008, and 2012 USA Olympic basketball teams. 

LeBron James's Disposition 

     LeBron James has two kids (LeBron James Jr. and Bryce Maximus James).  LeBron Has a children's charity called The LeBron James Family Foundation.  This charity is to help kids that have lost all of their family find knew parents, aunts, uncles, etc.  He raised over $2 million dollars for Boys & Girls Clubs all of America.  He raised over $500,000 for various charities in Northeast Ohio.  LeBron always quotes, "Family comes first." He missed three games to be with his wife while she was hospitalized while having his kid. 

Why Caviar Is NOT A Delicacy

      "Jimmy!"  yelled Mom.
      "Yeah, Mom?" replied Jimmy as he walked down the stairs.
      "Why did you not eat your caviar for dessert?"  demanded Mom.
      "Because it's disgusting,"  said Jimmy.
      "You realize that caviar is considered a delicacy, right?"  replied Mom.
      "Really?!" exclaimed Jimmy.  "How? It tastes atrocious and it smells horrific!"
      "Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, you don't understand how lucky you are to be having caviar as desert,"  Mom said critically .
      "Lucky?"  replied Jimmy emphatically.  "It almost killed me!"
      "It did not almost kill you,"  replied Mom,  "you didn't even eat it!"
      "Fine I'll eat it tomorrow night!"  replied Jimmy.

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     The following night Jimmy still hadn't eaten his caviar.  During the night Jimmy snuck into the kitchen and took the caviar out of the fridge.  He went to the bathroom and dumped all of the caviar in the toilet and flushed it all!
     "That should do," Jimmy said to himself as he walked back to bed.
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     "Jimmy!"  yelled Mom.
     "Yeah, Mom?"  replied Jimmy as he walked down the stairs.
     "Follow,"  demanded Mom as she walked toward the bathroom.
     "Uh oh,"  said Jimmy as he looked at the toilet.
     "That was $3000 worth of caviar!"  Mom shrieked.
     "It's fish eggs!" yelled Jimmy, "Why is it so expensive!"
     "I don't know,"  exclaimed Mom,  "it just is!"
     "Um, Mom?"
     "What Jimmy!"
     "Why is the caviar bubbling?"
     "What?"  said Mom as she turned around.

     Ka-Blam!!!!!!!

    Caviar had blown up in the toilet, and went everywhere!

     "Ewwwwwwwwwww!!"  screamed Jimmy.  "I'm going to smell like rotten eggs and cow pies for a month!"

     "What is going on!"  Dad screamed.  "Ou Ou Our bathroom!"

     "Oh dear!" Mom declared.

     "Ewwwwww! There are small round caviar clumps everywhere!"  screeched Jimmy.

     "Jimmy!  What happened!"  yelled Dad.

     "Uh, I, Um, it's Moms fault!"

     "What! Are you kidding me!  This is entirely your fault.  If you would have just eaten your caviar none of this would have happened.

     "You know I didn't want to eat!"

     "You don't have to bring our bathroom into this! What did the bathroom ever do to you!"

     "Jimmy!! You are grounded until further notice, and you have to clean up the bathroom without our cleaning robots help!" 

     "That's going to take forever! Why do I have to do it by myself?"

     "Because you caused this mess,"  said Dad.
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     That night at dinner Jimmy didn't have to eat caviar anymore!  But he was still grounded from all of his robots and technological thingy mick-jiggers.  Jimmy lived a happy life without anymore caviar explosions, except for an artichoke disaster; but anyway that's the end of the story for now.

     

   
   
   

The Great Idea From Three Cats

     "Catch BuhBuh!" says Boo Boo.
     "Wha- RREEOOWW!" cried BuhBuh.
     "Ahahahahah!" Boo Boo laughed hysterically.
     "You could have given me a heads up before you threw the ball," BuhBuh replied while rubbing his head.  *Bob comes running  into the park as fast as his little paws can carry him*
     "Guys! I have horrible news!" yells Bob. "The school is going to get rid of the CFS (Cat Fancy for Schools) if we don't raise enough money."
     "What!" cried BuhBuh and Boo Boo in unison.

     "Uh huh, isn't it horrible!" Bob says with tears coming to his eyes.
     "It is, I don't know what we can do though,"  Boo Boo said.
     "Should we meet back here tomorrow?"  said BuhBuh.
     "Ya,"  said Bob sniffling.
     "Sure," Boo Boo said.

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     "Bob," whispers BuhBuh.
     "What?"  Bob whispers back.
     "I just came up with a great idea for saving the CFS!"  BuhBuh whispered back excitedly.
     "Who is talking!" demanded Mr. Gray, the teacher.
     "It is BuhBuh and Bob!" said a little girl.
* Mr. Gray walks over to BuhBuh and Bob*

     "Boys, why are you talking?"  asked Mr. Gray.

     "Um..."  replied Bob.

     "Detention!"  Mr. Gray screamed.

     "But!"  BuhBuh exclaimed

     "Do you want a second one?"  Mr. Gray said emphatically.

     "No,"  BuhBuh replied sadly.

     "That's what I thought,"  Mr. Gray said.

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     "BuhBuh! Bob!"  yelled Boo Boo across the park  "Where are you!" Well, Boo Boo thought to himself. What now?  I guess I'll have to figure out an idea on my own.  Boo Boo lied down and started to think.
     "I got it!"  Boo Boo exclaimed. He just got the best idea ever!
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     *In Detention*
      "I just got a brilliant idea for raising money!"  exclaimed BuhBuh.
      "What is it, what is it, what is it!"  Bob replied back just as excitedly.
      "We have a car wash,"  says BuhBuh.
      "A car wash?"  replies Bob a little confused.
      "Yeah, it's a great idea!"   BuhBuh answered.
      "Well, we will have to wait until tomorrow to have it because of detention,"  Bob says dolefully.
      "OK, do you want to meet Boo Boo in the park tonight?"  said BuhBuh.
      "Sure,"  Bob replied
*Two Hours Later*
      "BuhBuh, Bob why weren't you here early!" exclaimed Boo Boo.
      "Detention,"  replied BuhBuh "but I did come up with a great idea to raise money!"
      "I did too, mine is the best though,"  Boo Boo said confidently.
      "Oh really, what is your idea?"  replied BuhBuh as he was getting steamed up.
      "My idea is that we have a bake sale and sell lemonade,"   Boo Boo said selfishly.
      "Ha! A bake sale and lemonade," exclaimed  BuhBuh  "Having a car wash is a much better idea!"
      "Guys!"  yelled Bob  "Stop it, you two are best friends! I will not watch you yell at each other."
      "We are not best friends anymore!"  said BuhBuh.
      "Fine!" yelled Boo Boo "We are no longer friends!" *He storms away* 

      *BuhBuh storms away*
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      Bob thinks, ugh! What will I do!  My best friends are no longer friends. The school is going to lose the CFS.  This is horrible!  Wait... what if we have a car wash and a bake sale?!  That's it, that's what I'm going to do. Hopefully this will bring my friends back together.
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     When Boo Boo and BuhBuh arrive at school the next day, they are amazed.
     "What the heck?"  thinks BuhBuh.
     "Duh fluff?"  wonders Boo Boo.
     "Surprise!"  yells Bob "I brought both of your ideas together and it is a huge success."
     "So that time we were fighting..."  BuhBuh says.
     "We had two great ideas that when put together make one magnificent idea,"  says Boo Boo in a daze
     "I'm sorry Boo Boo," apologizes BuhBuh.
     "No, I'm sorry,"  apologizes Boo Boo.
     "Want to be friends again?"  says BuhBuh.  "Please?"
     "Of course!"  Boo Boo replies happily.
      "Wow, I'm good," Bob says to himself.

The Little Mermaid vs Cinderella In The Courtroom

     Judge- "All right, let's get started!"
     Cinderella- "OK Judge, I am here to report Little Mer. I let her borrow my carriage and when she brings it back, there is a scratch. A vast and extensive scratch, and under the scratch it says "XOXO Little Mermaid." Can you believe it!"
     Little Mermaid- "Objection!  I did not put "XOXO" I put "OXOX"  There is an immense difference." *Mermaid flips her hair and pouts*
     Judge- "Enough! All right, Cinderella I understand you and Little Mermaid are good friends. Am I correct?"
     Cinderella- "Yes, Well... No uh I don't know!"
     Little Mermaid- "What she means Judge," *Chews her gum loudly* "is that we are exceedingly good friends.  She let me borrow her carriage, and I took it out in the village. I was having a fabulous time when I realized Cindy didn't have her mini-fridge stocked. I was like "Hmhmhm, Cindy what are you doing? Not stocking your mini-fridge!  Really!?!" So yeah, I scratched the carriage, but it is really her fault.  I mean really, who doesn't keep their carriage mini-fridge stocked!?"
    Judge- *Shakes his head*  "OK, this is getting out of-"
    Cinderella- "Judge, I have a witness of the scratch!"
    *Crowd Gasps*
     Judge- "OK Cinderella, where is the witness?"
     *Doors open and Prince Charming walks in*
     Prince- "Hey Cindy!"
     Cinderella- "Hey babe!"
     *They hug*
     Judge- "OK, Mister Charming.  You have seen the scratch?"
     Prince- "Yes, I have Judge; it was a big scratch."
     Judge- "Is that all?"
     Prince- "Yes."
     Judge- *Slaps his face* "We already knew that."
     Prince- "Oh... Cindy, why did you call me here then?"
     Cinderella- "So we could tell the judge that there isn't a problem between Little Mermaid and I.  We just wanted to be on TV!"
     Mermaid- "Hahe, we got you good!" You actually believed us!!!!"
     Prince- "Laugh out loud! hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!"
     Judge-  "Well... *Storms out of the room*
     Camera Man- *Turns camera off*

Buy Call Of Duty:Ghosts

     COD:Ghosts is the best Call Of Duty (COD)  yet!  Original features COD has never experienced before.

     It has new graphics, new sounds, and new guns.  The graphics are very realistic and the guns sound real too!  

     The maps are WAY more exciting! The maps are going to change with what happens in that area. So if you throw C-4 on a tree and blow the C-4 up, the tree will blow up and fall! The online play and the solo play is going to be the most outstanding it has ever been!
     The zombies mode is, so the critics say, the best zombies yet!  The pack-a-punched weapons are going to have the best power-ups and beast camouflage!  The perks are going to be amazing to!
     The best part is, it's only 59.99; ten dollars cheaper than any COD yet!

Call Of Duty:Ghosts

You can preorder it on Call Of Duty.com,

or you can buy it  on  November 5, 2013.

Buy it!

Mason's Beastly Hobbies

     I have a lot of really enjoyable hobbies that I am going to share with you.
   My most enjoyed hobbies are playing xbox, using my computer, and playing sports.  I love to play my Xbox.  My favorite game so far is COD: Black Ops II. I also like to play sports games on my Xbox. My favorite sports game is probably Madden 12, which is pro football.  I also like NBA 2K12, which is pro basketball.
     Sports is another hobby that I enjoy.   Sports that I play the most are football or baseball.  I like to play basketball too but not on a team.  I just like playing B-Ball outside with my peers.
     I also love to do things on my computer.  My favorite game to play is Minecraft.  I also like doing stuff on google or youtube because it works so instantaneously compared to other computers in my house.
     The thing I most enjoy to do is just relax and watch TV.
     Those are some of my most loved  hobbies.

Mason's Magnificent Summer

     Over the summer I did some AMAZING things. First for my birthday I got my own laptop (I had to pay for most of it with my birthday money though).
     During the summer I played baseball. My baseball team did stupendous, and I had fun playing with my friends.
     Next I went to Colorado and had the BEST time ever! I went to visit my aunt and her nephew with my mom.  First I went horse-back riding and saw the most epic view in the world!  Mountains all around that looked so pretty and awesome, the ride up to the top of the mountain and down the mountain on horse-back was so much fun. The entire way up and down, the scenery was amazing and the guide we had, was really interesting because he lived in a small building in the middle of mountains by a river with no electricity or vehicle! 0.0 After the horse-back riding we went hiking and that was really fun because my aunts nephew (Ben) and I climbed up a water fall and across a raging river. The next day we went rafting which was fun although not as exciting as I wanted. But we got to raft with to people that tried out for the Olympics. So that was really cool.
     After Colorado I kind of just relaxed and played my computer and xbox. I slept A LOT.  From like 11:00 PM to 11:30 AM.
                                                       So ya that sums up my awesome summer.

Mason's First Blog

     Hey, my name is Mason and I am going to tell you about myself. I am in 6th grade, and I love sports.  Some of my favorite hobbies are playing xbox or playing on my computer.  I like to go in my woods and explore. I like to play football and baseball with my neighbor. I also LOVE to read. Some of my favorite book authors are Rick Riordan, Margaret Peterson Haddix, Chris D'Lacey, Susan Collins, and many more.  I would recommend you to check out some of those authors.  I  also love to cook.  My favorite food is pizza.  I have a lot more things to talk about in my blogs.

                                                                That was some of the things about me.