If You Give A Cat A...

     If you give a cat food on a silver platter, he will wolf down the food and lick the platter clean.
     If he wolfs down the food and licks the platter, he will puke pretty rainbow aliens.
     If he pukes pretty rainbow aliens, the aliens will take over his brain.
     If the aliens take over his brain, the cat will go berserk.
     If the cat goes berserk, he'll take over the house.
     If he takes over the house, he'll gain confidence.
     If he gains confidence, He will take over the town and become mayor!
     If he takes over the town and becomes mayor, he'll think he's a big-shot.
     If he thinks he's a big-shot, he'll take over the state!
     If the cat takes over the state, he'll become drowsy.
     If the cat gets drowsy, he'll become famished.
     If he becomes famished, he'll wolf down his food and lick the platter clean.