Thursday, September 26, 2013

The Great Idea From Three Cats

     "Catch BuhBuh!" says Boo Boo.
     "Wha- RREEOOWW!" cried BuhBuh.
     "Ahahahahah!" Boo Boo laughed hysterically.
     "You could have given me a heads up before you threw the ball," BuhBuh replied while rubbing his head.  *Bob comes running  into the park as fast as his little paws can carry him*
     "Guys! I have horrible news!" yells Bob. "The school is going to get rid of the CFS (Cat Fancy for Schools) if we don't raise enough money."
     "What!" cried BuhBuh and Boo Boo in unison.
     "Uh huh, isn't it horrible!" Bob says with tears coming to his eyes.
     "It is, I don't know what we can do though,"  Boo Boo said.
     "Should we meet back here tomorrow?"  said BuhBuh.
     "Ya,"  said Bob sniffling.
     "Sure," Boo Boo said.
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     "Bob," whispers BuhBuh.
     "What?"  Bob whispers back.
     "I just came up with a great idea for saving the CFS!"  BuhBuh whispered back excitedly.
     "Who is talking!" demanded Mr. Gray, the teacher.
     "It is BuhBuh and Bob!" said a little girl.
* Mr. Gray walks over to BuhBuh and Bob*
     "Boys, why are you talking?"  asked Mr. Gray.
     "Um..."  replied Bob.
     "Detention!"  Mr. Gray screamed.
     "But!"  BuhBuh exclaimed
     "Do you want a second one?"  Mr. Gray said emphatically.
     "No,"  BuhBuh replied sadly.
     "That's what I thought,"  Mr. Gray said.
 *                                *                                *
     "BuhBuh! Bob!"  yelled Boo Boo across the park  "Where are you!" Well, Boo Boo thought to himself. What now?  I guess I'll have to figure out an idea on my own.  Boo Boo lied down and started to think.
     "I got it!"  Boo Boo exclaimed. He just got the best idea ever!
                                               *                                *                                *
     *In Detention*
      "I just got a brilliant idea for raising money!"  exclaimed BuhBuh.
      "What is it, what is it, what is it!"  Bob replied back just as excitedly.
      "We have a car wash,"  says BuhBuh.
      "A car wash?"  replies Bob a little confused.
      "Yeah, it's a great idea!"   BuhBuh answered.
      "Well, we will have to wait until tomorrow to have it because of detention,"  Bob says dolefully.
      "OK, do you want to meet Boo Boo in the park tonight?"  said BuhBuh.
      "Sure,"  Bob replied
*Two Hours Later*
      "BuhBuh, Bob why weren't you here early!" exclaimed Boo Boo.
      "Detention,"  replied BuhBuh "but I did come up with a great idea to raise money!"
      "I did too, mine is the best though,"  Boo Boo said confidently.
      "Oh really, what is your idea?"  replied BuhBuh as he was getting steamed up.
      "My idea is that we have a bake sale and sell lemonade,"   Boo Boo said selfishly.
      "Ha! A bake sale and lemonade," exclaimed  BuhBuh  "Having a car wash is a much better idea!"
      "Guys!"  yelled Bob  "Stop it, you two are best friends! I will not watch you yell at each other."
      "We are not best friends anymore!"  said BuhBuh.
      "Fine!" yelled Boo Boo "We are no longer friends!" *He storms away* 
      *BuhBuh storms away*
                                               *                                *                                  *
      Bob thinks, ugh! What will I do!  My best friends are no longer friends. The school is going to lose the CFS.  This is horrible!  Wait... what if we have a car wash and a bake sale?!  That's it, that's what I'm going to do. Hopefully this will bring my friends back together.
                                               *                                *                                   *
     When Boo Boo and BuhBuh arrive at school the next day, they are amazed.
     "What the heck?"  thinks BuhBuh.
     "Duh fluff?"  wonders Boo Boo.
     "Surprise!"  yells Bob "I brought both of your ideas together and it is a huge success."
     "So that time we were fighting..."  BuhBuh says.
     "We had two great ideas that when put together make one magnificent idea,"  says Boo Boo in a daze
     "I'm sorry Boo Boo," apologizes BuhBuh.
     "No, I'm sorry,"  apologizes Boo Boo.
     "Want to be friends again?"  says BuhBuh.  "Please?"
     "Of course!"  Boo Boo replies happily.
      "Wow, I'm good," Bob says to himself.

Friday, September 20, 2013

The Little Mermaid vs Cinderella In The Courtroom

     Judge- "All right, let's get started!"
     Cinderella- "OK Judge, I am here to report Little Mer. I let her borrow my carriage and when she brings it back, there is a scratch. A vast and extensive scratch, and under the scratch it says "XOXO Little Mermaid." Can you believe it!"
     Little Mermaid- "Objection!  I did not put "XOXO" I put "OXOX"  There is an immense difference." *Mermaid flips her hair and pouts*
     Judge- "Enough! All right, Cinderella I understand you and Little Mermaid are good friends. Am I correct?"
     Cinderella- "Yes, Well... No uh I don't know!"
     Little Mermaid- "What she means Judge," *Chews her gum loudly* "is that we are exceedingly good friends.  She let me borrow her carriage, and I took it out in the village. I was having a fabulous time when I realized Cindy didn't have her mini-fridge stocked. I was like "Hmhmhm, Cindy what are you doing? Not stocking your mini-fridge!  Really!?!" So yeah, I scratched the carriage, but it is really her fault.  I mean really, who doesn't keep their carriage mini-fridge stocked!?"
    Judge- *Shakes his head*  "OK, this is getting out of-"
    Cinderella- "Judge, I have a witness of the scratch!"
    *Crowd Gasps*
     Judge- "OK Cinderella, where is the witness?"
     *Doors open and Prince Charming walks in*
     Prince- "Hey Cindy!"
     Cinderella- "Hey babe!"
     *They hug*
     Judge- "OK, Mister Charming.  You have seen the scratch?"
     Prince- "Yes, I have Judge; it was a big scratch."
     Judge- "Is that all?"
     Prince- "Yes."
     Judge- *Slaps his face* "We already knew that."
     Prince- "Oh... Cindy, why did you call me here then?"
     Cinderella- "So we could tell the judge that there isn't a problem between Little Mermaid and I.  We just wanted to be on TV!"
     Mermaid- "Hahe, we got you good!" You actually believed us!!!!"
     Prince- "Laugh out loud! hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!"
     Judge-  "Well... *Storms out of the room*
     Camera Man- *Turns camera off*

Friday, September 6, 2013

Buy Call Of Duty:Ghosts

     COD:Ghosts is the best Call Of Duty (COD)  yet!  Original features COD has never experienced before.
     It has new graphics, new sounds, and new guns.  The graphics are very realistic and the guns sound real too!  
     The maps are WAY more exciting! The maps are going to change with what happens in that area. So if you throw C-4 on a tree and blow the C-4 up, the tree will blow up and fall! The online play and the solo play is going to be the most outstanding it has ever been!
     The zombies mode is, so the critics say, the best zombies yet!  The pack-a-punched weapons are going to have the best power-ups and beast camouflage!  The perks are going to be amazing to!
     The best part is, it's only 59.99; ten dollars cheaper than any COD yet!
Call Of Duty:Ghosts
You can preorder it on Call Of Duty.com,
or you can buy it  on  November 5, 2013.
Buy it!

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Mason's Beastly Hobbies

     I have a lot of really enjoyable hobbies that I am going to share with you.
   My most enjoyed hobbies are playing xbox, using my computer, and playing sports.  I love to play my Xbox.  My favorite game so far is COD: Black Ops II. I also like to play sports games on my Xbox. My favorite sports game is probably Madden 12, which is pro football.  I also like NBA 2K12, which is pro basketball.
     Sports is another hobby that I enjoy.   Sports that I play the most are football or baseball.  I like to play basketball too but not on a team.  I just like playing B-Ball outside with my peers.
     I also love to do things on my computer.  My favorite game to play is Minecraft.  I also like doing stuff on google or youtube because it works so instantaneously compared to other computers in my house.
     The thing I most enjoy to do is just relax and watch TV.
     Those are some of my most loved  hobbies.