Judge- "All right, let's get started!"
Cinderella- "OK Judge, I am here to report Little Mer. I let her borrow my carriage and when she brings it back, there is a scratch. A vast and extensive scratch, and under the scratch it says "XOXO Little Mermaid." Can you believe it!"
Little Mermaid- "Objection! I did not put "XOXO" I put "OXOX" There is an immense difference." *Mermaid flips her hair and pouts*
Judge- "Enough! All right, Cinderella I understand you and Little Mermaid are good friends. Am I correct?"
Cinderella- "Yes, Well... No uh I don't know!"
Little Mermaid- "What she means Judge," *Chews her gum loudly* "is that we are exceedingly good friends. She let me borrow her carriage, and I took it out in the village. I was having a fabulous time when I realized Cindy didn't have her mini-fridge stocked. I was like "Hmhmhm, Cindy what are you doing? Not stocking your mini-fridge! Really!?!" So yeah, I scratched the carriage, but it is really her fault. I mean really, who doesn't keep their carriage mini-fridge stocked!?"
Judge- *Shakes his head* "OK, this is getting out of-"
Cinderella- "Judge, I have a witness of the scratch!"
*Crowd Gasps*
Judge- "OK Cinderella, where is the witness?"
*Doors open and Prince Charming walks in*
Prince- "Hey Cindy!"
Cinderella- "Hey babe!"
*They hug*
Judge- "OK, Mister Charming. You have seen the scratch?"
Prince- "Yes, I have Judge; it was a big scratch."
Judge- "Is that all?"
Prince- "Yes."
Judge- *Slaps his face* "We already knew that."
Prince- "Oh... Cindy, why did you call me here then?"
Cinderella- "So we could tell the judge that there isn't a problem between Little Mermaid and I. We just wanted to be on TV!"
Mermaid- "Hahe, we got you good!" You actually believed us!!!!"
Prince- "Laugh out loud! hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!"
Judge- "Well... *Storms out of the room*
Camera Man- *Turns camera off*
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