Friday, September 20, 2013

The Little Mermaid vs Cinderella In The Courtroom

     Judge- "All right, let's get started!"
     Cinderella- "OK Judge, I am here to report Little Mer. I let her borrow my carriage and when she brings it back, there is a scratch. A vast and extensive scratch, and under the scratch it says "XOXO Little Mermaid." Can you believe it!"
     Little Mermaid- "Objection!  I did not put "XOXO" I put "OXOX"  There is an immense difference." *Mermaid flips her hair and pouts*
     Judge- "Enough! All right, Cinderella I understand you and Little Mermaid are good friends. Am I correct?"
     Cinderella- "Yes, Well... No uh I don't know!"
     Little Mermaid- "What she means Judge," *Chews her gum loudly* "is that we are exceedingly good friends.  She let me borrow her carriage, and I took it out in the village. I was having a fabulous time when I realized Cindy didn't have her mini-fridge stocked. I was like "Hmhmhm, Cindy what are you doing? Not stocking your mini-fridge!  Really!?!" So yeah, I scratched the carriage, but it is really her fault.  I mean really, who doesn't keep their carriage mini-fridge stocked!?"
    Judge- *Shakes his head*  "OK, this is getting out of-"
    Cinderella- "Judge, I have a witness of the scratch!"
    *Crowd Gasps*
     Judge- "OK Cinderella, where is the witness?"
     *Doors open and Prince Charming walks in*
     Prince- "Hey Cindy!"
     Cinderella- "Hey babe!"
     *They hug*
     Judge- "OK, Mister Charming.  You have seen the scratch?"
     Prince- "Yes, I have Judge; it was a big scratch."
     Judge- "Is that all?"
     Prince- "Yes."
     Judge- *Slaps his face* "We already knew that."
     Prince- "Oh... Cindy, why did you call me here then?"
     Cinderella- "So we could tell the judge that there isn't a problem between Little Mermaid and I.  We just wanted to be on TV!"
     Mermaid- "Hahe, we got you good!" You actually believed us!!!!"
     Prince- "Laugh out loud! hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!"
     Judge-  "Well... *Storms out of the room*
     Camera Man- *Turns camera off*

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