"Jimmy!" yelled Mom.
"Yeah, Mom?" replied Jimmy as he walked down the stairs.
"Why did you not eat your caviar for dessert?" demanded Mom.
"Because it's disgusting," said Jimmy.
"You realize that caviar is considered a delicacy, right?" replied Mom.
"Really?!" exclaimed Jimmy. "How? It tastes
atrocious and it smells
horrific!"
"Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, you don't understand how lucky you are to be having caviar as desert," Mom said critically .
"Lucky?" replied Jimmy emphatically. "It almost killed me!"
"It did not almost kill you," replied Mom, "you didn't even eat it!"
"Fine I'll eat it tomorrow night!" replied Jimmy.
* * *
The following night Jimmy still hadn't eaten his caviar. During the night Jimmy snuck into the kitchen and took the caviar out of the fridge. He went to the bathroom and dumped
all of the caviar in the toilet and flushed it all!
"That should do," Jimmy said to himself as he walked back to bed.
* * *
"Jimmy!" yelled Mom.
"Yeah, Mom?" replied Jimmy as he walked down the stairs.
"Follow," demanded Mom as she walked toward the bathroom.
"Uh oh," said Jimmy as he looked at the toilet.
"That was
$3000 worth of caviar!" Mom shrieked.
"It's fish eggs!" yelled Jimmy, "Why is it so expensive!"
"I don't know," exclaimed Mom, "it just is!"
"Um, Mom?"
"What Jimmy!"
"Why is the caviar bubbling?"
"What?" said Mom as she turned around.
Ka-Blam!!!!!!!
Caviar had blown up in the toilet, and went everywhere!
"Ewwwwwwwwwww!!" screamed Jimmy. "I'm going to smell like rotten eggs and cow pies for a month!"
"What is going on!" Dad screamed. "Ou Ou Our bathroom!"
"Oh dear!" Mom declared.
"Ewwwwww! There are small round caviar clumps everywhere!" screeched Jimmy.
"Jimmy! What happened!" yelled Dad.
"Uh, I, Um, it's Moms fault!"
"What! Are you kidding me! This is entirely your fault. If you would have just eaten your caviar none of this would have happened.
"You know I didn't want to eat!"
"You don't have to bring our bathroom into this! What did the bathroom ever do to you!"
"Jimmy!! You are grounded until further notice, and you have to clean up the bathroom without our cleaning robots help!"
"That's going to take forever! Why do I have to do it by myself?"
"Because you caused this mess," said Dad.
* * *
That night at dinner Jimmy didn't have to eat caviar anymore! But he was still grounded from all of his robots and technological thingy mick-jiggers. Jimmy lived a happy life without anymore caviar explosions, except for an artichoke disaster; but anyway that's the end of the story for now.
